Simplified from andybroon2007 video on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZEaUZRI7c
All credd goes to him.
Capo on first fret!
Ab7=xx1112
EmMaj7 =021000
A7sus4=x02030
Gsus4=320013
A7=x02020
AmMaj7=x02110
Gadd9=320203
F Gsus4 G Gadd9 C
Take off your shoes, hang up your wings
F G
Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug
E7 Am
Savor the things that sobriety brings
D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus2 D7 (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F
the D string...)
Drain in the last from a jug
C G7 C G7
But when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do
C G7 C C7
'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
F Ab7 C E7 Am
I can't resist you, I can't wait
D7 G7
To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate
C G7 C G7
Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall
C G7 C C7
There's nothing I love better than a free for all
F Ab7 C E7 Am
To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends
D7 G7
But when it is all over we will still be friends
Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Am G7 C C7
Too many people just can't get kissed
F Ab7 A7sus4 A7
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Dm Gsus4 G C C7
Hope you don't mur-der me
Am AmMaj7 Am AmMaj7
Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay
Am E7 Am C7
I'll make it all up to you someday
Dm E7 Am
Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way
D7 G G7
Oh, no, you didn't have to laugh that way
Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Am G7 C C7
Too many people just can't get kissed
F Ab7 A7sus4 A7
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Dm Gsus4 G C
Hope you don't mur-der me
A7 Dm Gsus4 G C
Gee, baby, hope you don't mur---der me
