[Intro]
Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G
[Verse 1]
G D
Everytime i go to dinner
G D
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
G D
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
G D
i can talk, but theyre not able
G D
When i look at them i find
G D
there's a single question on their mind.
G D
i wish it could go back to the way it was
G D Em
its not easy no because...
[Chorus]
C G
My whole family thinks im gay
D G
i guess its always been that way.
C G
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
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that makes them think that i like...boys
[Verse]
G D
The goddamn question just wont go away
G D
cause i get asked every single day
G D
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
G D
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
G D
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
G D Em
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
[Chorus]
C G
My whole family now is shocked,
D G
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
C G
Now my glory days are gone,
D Em
I was John Elway now im Elton John.
[Chorus]
C G
My whole family now suspects,
D G
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
C G
But im not gay and thats what i said,
D Em
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
[Verse]
G D
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
G D
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
G D
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think im gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
[Chorus]
My whole family thinks im "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
[Verse]
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
[Chorus]
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What am i suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
[Chorus]
My whole family thinks i'm queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
