xThat awful day By Rodney Carrington Tabbed by Austin "Gravedigger" Harris ([email protected]) E I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. A E B7 I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called a name said I E Lied kicked me again thought I died. A E A Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it my watch, And B7 then she kicked me in the crouch again. A B7 E Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. E Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed. A E I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt. B7 It was like nothing I had ever felt, E I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt. A E She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head, B7 A B7 She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again. A B7 E Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. A B7 A B7 Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same. A B7 E A E Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
